I am just a foley artist
Adding biting sound effects
To this show of monosyllables,
A simulated slap or fading step
To signify a phrase or joke or witticism
That I can see within the lines
Of a scene being played
On another stage.
Never seen but merely heard
When the script seems weak
Or the dialogue appears banal,
I interject an effect to make a point
Or add a punch
To a failing punchline.
I stand at the ready
To add a word or two.
Unsung and unappreciated
I serve to add zest
To a bland salad of romain
That just seems to be
More and more of the same,
A background of sparks
To a foreground of noise
That goes on and on and on.
I stand one or two steps
Ahead of the script
In anticipation of the moment
When my talents can be
Brought to the fore and used,
But relegated to just a line
In the credits.
Often criticized by those
Who do not appreciate
My interjections,
Obscure as they may seem to others
And thus too gauche
To be considered germane
To the present conversation.
I am just a pair of coconuts
Galloping on behind the King,
A misunderstood adjunct
To the dullness of everyday life.
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Foley
I am just a foley artist
Adding biting sound effects
To this show of monosyllables,
A simulated slap or fading step
To signify a phrase or joke or witticism
That I can see within the lines
Of a scene being played
On another stage.
Never seen but merely heard
When the script seems weak
Or the dialogue appears banal,
I interject an effect to make a point
Or add a punch
To a failing punchline.
I stand at the ready
To add a word or two.
Unsung and unappreciated
I serve to add zest
To a bland salad of romain
That just seems to be
More and more of the same,
A background of sparks
To a foreground of noise
That goes on and on and on.
I stand one or two steps
Ahead of the script
In anticipation of the moment
When my talents can be
Brought to the fore and used,
But relegated to just a line
In the credits.
Often criticized by those
Who do not appreciate
My interjections,
Obscure as they may seem to others
And thus too gauche
To be considered germane
To the present conversation.
I am just a pair of coconuts
Galloping on behind the King,
A misunderstood adjunct
To the dullness of everyday life.

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